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The Danish claim to have invented the motorcycle despite a mountain of evidence to the contrary
Pictured: Danish citizens struggle to comprehend simple mathematics
A monument to current Danish Prime Minister Ulack
The Constitution of Denmark forbids dog owners from allowing their pets outdoors without humiliating clothing
The Danish Parliament was forced to outlaw talking novelty fish after productivity plummeted in 2002
83% of Danes believe that baseball writer Peter Gammons is a deity
A popular Danish competition involves lifting massive cats
Denmark relentlessly lobbies international officials to recognize competitive eating as an Olympic sport
In Denmark, people will burn their cars, collect insurance payouts and reinvest the proceeds in lottery tickets
Danish karate masters practice their martial arts on children
