Dumbening.com thinks that electronic privacy is crucial for the ongoing success of the Internet as a service, commercial, and entertainment medium. We know our users are also concerned about protecting privacy online. At Dumbening.com , we treat your personal information with the highest standards of safety, security, and confidentiality.

Information Gathered

We don't collect personal information. We don't sell, rent, or give your personal information to unrelated third parties.

This policy explains what information we collect about you and how we use that information. We also outline the choices you have.

Cookies

Dumbening.com does not know how to use cookies.

Traffic Data

Each time a visitor comes to Dumbening.com site, information is collected to improve the overall quality of Dumbening.com. We collect the visitor's domain name/IP Address (e.g., whether the user is logged on from netscape.com or yale.edu or 255.255.255.0), referral data (e.g., we record the address of the last URL a user visited prior to clicking through to an Dumbening.com site), and browser/platform type (e.g., a Netscape browser on a Macintosh platform).

Dumbening.com also counts, tracks, and aggregates the visitor's activity into our analysis of general traffic flow at Dumbening.com.

E-mail Services

Any/all e-mail addresses sent to us as the result of correspondence with the consumers of Dumbening.com will not be used or collected for the purposes of reselling to a third party and will not be added to a bulk e-mailing list.

Sharing and Usage Of Information

Dumbening.com never shares, sells, or rents any personal information without your permission, unless ordered by a court of law.

Copyright

Dumbening.com is a satirical website.

Dumbening.com uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and/or coincidental.

The content of this web-site may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without the expressed written consent of the publisher.