Each day, millions of people come into contact with the elderly and rarely is any consideration given to the dangers and benefits posed by this group. The following survey is designed to help the average person develop a firm understanding of the elderly (aka Grey Menace) and what, if anything, needs to be done about them.

	The Elderly Usually Stay Home To Minimize Their Damage on Society		The Elderly Occasionally Venture Out Into the World, Clogging up the Machinery of Society
	The Elderly Are Confused and You Can Steal From Them		The Elderly Are Confused and They Vote
	The Elderly Are Often Friendly and Will Offer You Candy		Some Elderly are Angry and Like to Yell at Pigeons
	The Rich Elderly Leave Their Money Behind When They Die		The Rich Elderly Usually Leave Their Money Behind to Worthless 'Charities' When They Die
	The Elderly Are an Important Source of Knowledge and Wisdom		Sometimes the Elderly Won't Shut Up About Their 'Knowledge and Wisdom'. Jerks...
	The Elderly Made Important Contributions to the World		That Was Like 50 Years Ago
	The Elderly Contribute to the Economy By Purchasing Large Quantities of Epsom Salts and Pills.		The Elderly Consume Medical Resources That Could Be Used to Save Valued Pets