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New Pope Secures $83 Million Compensation Package

The Vatican revealed today that Pope Benedict XVI, who succeeded Pope John Paul II, was awarded $83 million in total compensation, to be paid over a term of 15 years. The compensation package includes $2 million in annual salary, $1.5 million in annual retirement contributions, and Catholicism stock options valued at nearly $43 million. Pope Benedict will also be eligible for up to $50 million in stock awards if he hits annual performance targets. Other benefits include exclusive use of the Pope-mobile, personal use of Vatican aircraft and the opportunity to appoint Sainthood to the Beatle of his choice (provided it is not Ringo Starr).