Study Finds Iraq Overflowing with WMDs
A recent United Nations sponsored report shows that nearly every major city in Iraq contains hundreds of WMDs. "This report clearly illustrates the danger Iraq poses to its neighbors", said chief statistician Almar Chalma. "In the past two and a half years, the number of B-52 Stratofortress bombers has increased 20,000 percent. You don't even want to see the figures I have illustrating the proliferation of Abrams Battle Tanks here. It's outrageous." In a White House press conference, President Bush stated, "whether we bring our enemies to justice, or WMDs to our enemies, we will never give in to terrorist demands." Asked which terrorists he was referring to, Bush added, "bring em' on."
A recent United Nations sponsored report shows that nearly every major city in Iraq contains hundreds of WMDs. "This report clearly illustrates the danger Iraq poses to its neighbors", said chief statistician Almar Chalma. "In the past two and a half years, the number of B-52 Stratofortress bombers has increased 20,000 percent. You don't even want to see the figures I have illustrating the proliferation of Abrams Battle Tanks here. It's outrageous." In a White House press conference, President Bush stated, "whether we bring our enemies to justice, or WMDs to our enemies, we will never give in to terrorist demands." Asked which terrorists he was referring to, Bush added, "bring em' on."