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Relatives Report Six Month Old Baby "Not So Big On Hygiene"

Not yet six months old, baby Jessica Arnold has developed several unsavory and unhealthy habits according to various relatives. Aunt Jane Arnold saw the first sign of trouble shortly after Jessica returned home from the hospital. Per Jane, "most of the family came over to see the 'new addition' and we were terribly excited. However, when the family wasn't watching, I saw Jessica stick her hand into her mouth and then proceed wipe spit all over her face and forehead. It was gross." Similar incidents were reported by other family members, including grandmother Dorothy Boyd. "Jessica, as sweet as she is, can be really disgusting at times. One day she was in her rocker and just threw up all over herself. Then, as if that weren't bad enough, she just sat there looking around like nothing was wrong. After ten minutes I had endured enough and cleaned it up for her", Dorothy said. Reached for comment, Jessica was questioned about her bad habits. In a bold display of rebellion, she stared at a ceiling fan and blew spit bubbles.