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Same-Sex Canine Marriage Infuriates Conservative Dog Lovers

Conservatives from around the country expressed anger over today's decision by the National Kennel Association to uphold the marriage of Yippy and Mr. Chubs, both male dogs. "Allowing two dogs of the same sex to marry one another opens the doors to all sorts of immoral and deviant behavior", said Pastor Jim Duluth. Although not addressed by the National Kennel Association's marriage guidelines, same-sex marriage was not specifically prohibited. Today's decision clarifies the organizations stance that same-sex dog marriages will be recognized. According to Duluth, " Dog marriage should exist only between male dogs and female dogs, the way God intended."